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• Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
  Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• Symptom: Floor swaying. Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.
  Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket....
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
• Symptom: Everything has gone dark. Fault: The Bar is closing.
  Action Required: Panic. Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet....
• The fault you find is not the one you were looking for.
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• For every fault you find, two more are created.