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• Symptom: Floor swaying. Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.
  Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket....
• Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
  Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
  Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• May you have nightmares each night and may you awaken each time to find yourself in another nightmare.
• Its hard to see if you won't open your ears.