Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
Related:
- In school I was never the class clown, but more of the class trapeze
artist,
as I was always being suspended ... Once the teacher... - A five-year-old kid raised his hand at school. The teacher declined to let
him leave the room.
Five minutes later she reversed herself. She said,... - Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not
obsessed with his physical appearance -
Homer: [walking by] My ears are burning. Lisa: Uh... - Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college
student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you... - My mother told me, "Elwood,"--she always called me "Elwood"-
"in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant... - Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma
any more!
[sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so... - I will not call my teacher `Hot
Cakes'... - I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in
when I was a kid,
how many public schools that I went to - five elementary... - Insanity runs in my family;
it practically gallops.....
