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• Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
  -- George Bu...
• Heredity runs in our family. -- Don Marqui
• Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what, I'll just cross out the 'in'.
  ..'Any history of _sanity_ in the family?'...(writes)....
• In my family, Crazy is a relative term.
• My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
• Squeeze my Lemon, till the juice runs down my leg...
• Keep your values off my family.