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• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
• Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
• Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me, "You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious, this fine.
  And he takes the coat and throws it on the floor ....
• It's not necessarily the coldest woman that gets the fur coat.
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
• Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.