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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
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  Bomb Vietnam! Four more years! Up with people!...
• What they said: What they meant: "If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much of him as I do.
  (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately....
• I 'm weary of conjectures,--this must end 'em. Thus am I doubly armed
  my death and life, My bane and antidote, are both before me...
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  I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....