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• It was necessary to destroy the village in order to save it. -- U. S. Army Commander, Vietnam
• We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
  -- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_...
• Have you heard of the new "morning after" pill being developed as a replacement for RU-486?
  It's called RU-Pentium. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Host: Now, folks, I don't wanna alarm ya, but scientists say forty percent of America's pictures.
  .. are hanging crooked. [the audience gasp in shock] Yep, it's true....
• THE ARMY does it being all that they can be.
• Doing gets it done.
• A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.
  -- H.L. Mencke...