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• Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't have an established user base.
• God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and then pulled an all-nighter.
• God didn't create the world in seven days--He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter.
• It just shows you that God is a programmer. That he hacked the code in six days explains much about the bugs our universe.
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• Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil.
  They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?...
• God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
• God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
• God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.