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• Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
• QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, I go to work.
• Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising. Thomas Babington Macaulay
• Time is like money; the less we have of it to spare, the further we make it go. -- Josh Billing
• 1) If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• I've always wanted to make love to an alien.