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• I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn.
• Scott: "Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It's time I acted my age.
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• I hate Bloody tagline
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
  -- Grandpa, The Lost Boy...
• I can't be late--I just got here.