Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A: Take away his credit cards.
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- How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards... - Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk... - Beat me! Whip me!
Take Away My Credit Cards... - Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A:
You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer..... - We Take Credit Cards, But...:
Cassius... - Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back
in a hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind... - Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your
backyard?
A: If all your trashcan liners are missing ..... - magnetic interference from
money/credit...
From the same category:
- How many
libertarians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because somebody might come into the room who... - Bother! said Pooh,
as he deleted his source code ..... - The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even
ordinarily respectable.
H. L. Mencken, Prejudices, First... - 1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down... - Toto : If you must suffer, suffer in silence.
Boho :
Oh all right. I don't mind suffering is silence, as...
