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• Alpha test version: too buggy to release Beta test versio
  ill too buggy to release Release 1.0: alternate pronounciation of beta test versio...
• beta /bay't*/, /be't*/ or (Commonwealth) /bee't*/ n.
  1. Mostly working, but still under test; usu. used with `in'...
• demo: /de'moh/ [short for `demonstration'] 1. v. To demonstrate a product or prototype.
  A far more effective way of inducing bugs to manifest than any number of {test} runs, especially when important people are watching....
• If it ain't broken, release a NEW version until it is!
• We'll fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).
• demo /de'moh/ [short for `demonstration'] 1. v. To demonstrate a product or prototype.
  A far more effective way of inducing bugs to manifest than any number of test runs, especially when important people are watching....
• Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, ....
• How many computer salespeople -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. You don't need a new lightbulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the '486 version....
• If this doesn't work, UPGRADE!