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  "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
• leep: vi. 1. [techspeak] To relinquish a claim (of a process on a multitasking system) for service
  o indicate to the scheduler that a process may be deactivated until some given event occurs or a specified time delay elapses....
• leep vi. 1. [techspeak] To relinquish a claim (of a process on a multitasking system) for service
  o indicate to the scheduler that a process may be deactivated until some given event occurs or a specified time delay elapses....
• Look Out! It's Microsoft Outlook An old maxim in the Unix community states, "All programs expand until they can read mail.
  .. except Microsoft Outlook." Well, that's no longer true....
• We are very nervous about the release of Windows 2000.
  This OS takes up gigabytes of hard drive space. When users 'upgrade' to Win2K, they won't have any space on their hard drive for our products!...
• prototype, n. First stage in the life cycle of a computer product, followed by pre-alpha, alpha, beta, release version, corrected release version, upgrade, corrected upgrade, etc.
  Unlike its successors, the prototype is not expected to work....
• As of next Thursday, CLU will be flushed in favor of SNOBOL. Please update your programs.
• As of next Thursday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
• As of next Thursday, LISP will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.