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• Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
• Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
  -- Herbert Gardne...
• I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
• It's not what you tell people, it's what you show them.
• Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them. -- Louis Nize
• There are some people that, if they don't know, you can't tell them.
  You can tell a teacher as far as you can see one, but you can't tell them much....
• Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...