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• Quote #258 @Q: ``Pathetic,'' he said. ``That's what it is.
  Pathetic.'' @A: Milne, A. A. (1882-1956) * @R: _Winnie-the Pooh_ (1926) ch. 6...
• As I thought, no better from this side. -- Eeyore
• Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
• Pathetic as usual.
• He thought he saw an Elephant, That practiced on a fife
  He looked again, and found it was A letter from his wife....
• After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
  As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
• I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?
  Death thought about it Cats, he said eventually, Cats are Nice. -- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff... Marge
  What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said....