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Once ... In The Wilds Of Afghanistan, I Lost My Corkscrew, And We Were Forced To Live On Nothing But Food And Water For Days.
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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,
and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W.C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
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My Little Chickadee If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. --W.C. Fields to Mae We
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. -- W. C. Field
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Field
Who stole the cork from my breakfast? -- W. C. Field
