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• If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. -- W.C. Field
• Things worth having are worth cheating for.
• Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
  -- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee...
• I am a good boy. I am a good man. I am a good girl.
  "What is this, propaganda?" -- Mae West (My Little Chickadee)...
• A man in the house is worth two on the street. -- Mae West.