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• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
  She loves it - and that's all. It is thus that we should love. -- DeGourmo...
• Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
  Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.
• You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
  She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment", and God bless her soul, she was really onto something....
• You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
  She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she was really onto something....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...