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Oh, The Slithery Dee, He Crawled Out Of The Sea. He May Catch All The Others, But He Won't Catch Me.
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Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.
He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me.
No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee.
He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
-- The Smothers Brothers
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