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• Statistics in the hands of an engineer are like a lamppost to a drunk--they're used more for support than illumination.
  -- Bill Sangster, Dean of Engineering, Georgia Tech...
• According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are so intense as to cause you to be electrocuted.
  I really don't know, but in any event, something has killed you....
• Georgia REALLY sucks.
• GEORGIA ATHLETE -- Cracker jock.
• YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
  Mr. TAA of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....
• YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
  Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....
• According to Prof. TAA of MIT Tech, the rapidly changing magnetic fields in the room are so intense as to fry all the delicate innards of the robot.
  I really don't know, but in any event, smoke is coming out of its ears, and it has stopped moving....
• It turned out that the worm exploited three or four different holes in the system.
  From this, and the fact that we were able to capture and examine some of the source code, we realized that we were dealing with someone very sharp, probably not someone here on campus....