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• Many people are secretly interested in life.
• We have secretly replaced Bob's life with Folgers Crystals.
• How many NSC members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Note: The NSC is the US National Security Council, whose rubric Oliver North was acting under, and which is often accused by people such as Gore Vidal of secretly governing the country....
• How many NSC members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, in fourteen countries. Note: The NSC is the US National Security Council, whose rubric Oliver North was acting under, and which is often accused by people such as Gore Vidal of secretly governing the country....
• The American people aren't interested in details. -- Lyn Nofzige
• Fry: Nowadays people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys.
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
• Cryptographers do it secretly.
• Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
  They seem more afraid of life than death. -- James F. Byrne...