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• Many people are secretly interested in life.
• If Christine and Mandy were convicted of anything, it was probably perjury or some such.
  I don't remember the legal details; I was only interested in the smut at the time....
• Fry: Nowadays people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys.
• Inferior people gossip about other persons; common people discuss eve
  the wise man is interested in ideas....
• Beer has character and the American people don't.
• You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
  -- Dale Carnegie...
• Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
  -- E. B. Waite...
• No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain.
  All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephone and Telegraph Company....