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• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• You may forget the one with whom you have laughed, but never the one with whom you have wept.
  -- Kahlil Gibra...
• Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you.
• Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
• And to the liberty for which it stands, one nation, under God, with freedom and justice for all.
  ' And let's never forget it. -- George Bush, mangling the Pledge of Allegiance...
• Don't let the same dog bite you twice. -- Chuck Berry
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
• If you're ever right, never let 'em forget it. -- Edgar R. Riedle