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• Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome
• Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. JEROME
• I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. -- Jerome K. Jerome
• It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. -- Jerome K. Jerome
• I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.
  Jerome K. Jerome ['They and I', 1909]...
• We gave him all the regular ones - the time-honoured lies that have done duty up the river with every boating-man for years past - and added seven entirely original ones that we had invented for ourselve
  including a really quite likely story, founded, to a certain extent, on an all but true episode, which had actually happened in a modified degree some years ago to friends of ours - a story that a mere child could have believed without injuring itself much....
• It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...
• It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
  -- Jerome K. Jerome...