Sex Alleviates Tension. Marriage Causes It." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

Sex Alleviates Tension. Marriage Causes It." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

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"Sex alleviates tension. Marriage causes it."
-- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy"

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