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• She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
  -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blonde...
• It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Nah!
• It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. -- Maimie Van Dore
• In Sweden, where nudism is a general practice, the suicide rate is alarmingly high.
  Nudism may be a contributing factor. It's not unlikely that a potential suicide gets very depressed comparing himself with some of the others....
• May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be ever at your back May the Good Lord keep you in the hollow of His hand.
  May your heart be as warm as your hearthstone. And when you come to die may the wail of the poor be the only sorrow you'll leave behind....
• So this gentleman said a girl with brains ought to do something else with them besides think.
  -- Anita Loo...
• If you want to avoid problems, never become good friends with an animal, since it lasts but a short while.
  On the other hand, never become friends with men, they last too long!...
• Drugs can make you feel *good*. -- Lt. Ya
• Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!