Related:

• She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
  -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blonde...
• Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts for ever.
  -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blonde...
• I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
  So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
• consult guide about towels A towel is the most useful thing (besides the Guide) a Galactic hitchhiker can have.
  Its uses include travel, combat, communications, protection from the elements, hand-drying and reassurance....
• If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else.
  -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting...
• Better that a girl have beauty than brains because boys see better than they think.
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
  I asked. He blinked at me as if I were stupid. Well what do you think you do?...
• We are not so concerned with *what* the members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints think, as we are *that* they think.
  -- Hugh B. Brown said something like this....