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• Never trust anyone over thirty. -- Jerry Rubi
• The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
• 14) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.
  Jerry Seinfeld...
• Kill a commy for your mommy.
• Kill a unicorn and you kill your luck.
• Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans.
  But this is not the time or the place. If you had seem them KILL your parents, you would understand Doctor, it is always the time and place for those feelings....
• Didn't your parents have any kids that lived???
• Having children will turn you into your parents.