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• Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
• Welcome to the 24th century. -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
• Cops: I'm going to get 24th Century on his ass!
• Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
• While critiquing a survey intended for mothers of infants, I came across the following questio
  Have you ever breast fed your baby? a) Yes b) No c) Don't Know...
• You have to be cheerful sometimes, you know.
• A, B, ... (Long time, no C)
• If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.