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• What are you doing Saturday night?" "Committing suicide.
  "What are you doing Friday night?" -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam...
• Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen crowd
  Norm! Sam: How the hell do they know him here? Cliff...
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• Casablanca Play it, Sam, Play "As Time Goes By". --Humphrey Boga
• Play it again Sam!
• I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Alle