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• You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is.
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  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
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• Let's Get Out of the Wheat Field, Honey, We're Going Against the Grain. -- Red Skelto
• The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard.
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• Hey Harry, what the hell's a JAMF??
• Statesmen are not only liable to give an account of what they say or do in public, but there is a busy inquiry made into their very meals, beds, marriages, and every other sportive or serious action.
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• When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.