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  That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. -- Billie Jean King...
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  That's the hardest shot for the well endowed. "I've got to hit over them or under them, but I can't hit through," Annie Jones used to always moan to me....
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• Put her in Hyper Active!
• Lavia's Law of Tennis: A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.
• Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
  Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....