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• I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
• This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...
• There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here
  it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable....
• There is a theory that states: "If anyone finds out what the universe is for it will disappear and be replaced by something more bazaarly inexplicable.
  There is another theory that states: "This has already happened ....
• Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything as mind-bogglingly useful as the Babel fish could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God.
  "The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing....
• Charming man, I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry him.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Aurthur De...
• Well, here's something to occupy you and keep your mind off things.
  -It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind....