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• Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
• You seem to have one of the common American delusio
  hat the Eleventh Amendment in the Bill of Rights grants you the right to go through life without being offended....
• Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
  The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time....
• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one....
• Laughter is always the best medicine, no question about it.
  Laugh and have fun, you only go through this life once, and if you do it right, once is plenty....
• Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillip
• At night we go down to the river and into the river we dive.
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
• Right-handers go over there, left-handers go over there, the rest of you, come with me.
  -- Yogi Berra...