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It Just Doesn't Seem Right To Go Over The River And Through The Woods To Grandmother's Condo.
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It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
to Grandmother's condo.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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hat the Eleventh Amendment in the Bill of Rights grants you the right to go through life without being offended....
Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time....
How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one....
Laughter is always the best medicine, no question about it.
Laugh and have fun, you only go through this life once, and if you do it right, once is plenty....
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillip
At night we go down to the river and into the river we dive.
Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....
Right-handers go over there, left-handers go over there, the rest of you, come with me.
-- Yogi Berra...