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• More will mean worse. -- Kingsley Ami
• If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Ami
• Sex is a momentary itch, Love never lets you go. -- Kingsley Ami
• S.F.'S NO GOOD!! They bellow till we're deaf. But this looks good.
  WELL THEN IT'S NOT S.F.!! -- Kingsley Ami...
• Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
• It always makes you feel a little uneasy when people start treating you with consideration and respect, because then you've got to wonder if they know something you don't know about your health.
• Technology favors horrible people.
• Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever; Do noble things, not dream them, all day long
  And so make life, death, and that vast forever One grand sweet song....
• We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
  -- Charles Kingsley...