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• A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.
• It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children. -- Kingsley Ami
• Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up childre
  now I have six children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
• We start out loving our parents and end up hating them.
  Sometimes we learn to love them again, but we never forgive them....
• Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different.
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• When the rowing gets rough start up your outboard motor.
• ADOLESCENCE -- when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
• Having children will turn you into your parents.