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• Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
  [snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• I wanted all my ducks in a row so if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam-dunk this thing and put it to bed.
  -- Lee Cooke, mayor of Austin, TX, abusing cliche...
• People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
  I do not believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them, make them....
• And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that, which shows how people that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle gives his opinion of the book -- "Nicholas, and Alexandra," to Hendrick Hertzberg of the -- New Republic, 9/28/88 (reported in Savvy Woman, 1/89, p....
• Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.
  I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy!...
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
  Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity....
• Blackmail Error: Send $200 to Bill Gates or your computer will get so messed up it will never work again.
• I've always wondered why people use sham poo when the real thing is easily available.....
• A child hasn't a grown-up person's appetite for affection.
  A little of it goes a long way with them; and they like a good imitation of it better than the real thing, as every nurse knows....