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• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
• because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
• Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
  Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
• Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
• Two computer people discussing those old stories about Bill Gates' name adding up to 666 in ASCII
  "I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic message" "....
• cycle 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie").
  One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....