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• When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coate
• Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
  Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!...
• In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
  So, I may as well be me. Then I know if someone likes me, they like me....
• Ay, do despise me! I 'm the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
  -- Isaac Bickerstaff (1735-1787) -- The Hypocrite, Act v, Sc. 1...
• I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me wa
  "You'll never find anybody like me again." And I'm thinking...