Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won.
Alien 2: Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us.
But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards
and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail
so big, it will destroy them all!
[both aliens laugh evilly, for quite some time]
-- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
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