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• I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
• I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
• I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.
• I see your point... and raise you a line. -- Elliot Smorodinsky
• I'll see your 2 taglines and raise you another.
• Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
  [Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.] Carl...
• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love.
  -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love? -- Bobby, age 9...
• Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.
  The first student to try to do this was a math student....