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• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.
  -- Colto...
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• But since he had The genius to be loved, why let him have The justice to be honoured in his grave.
  -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1809-1861) -- Crowned and buried, xxvii...
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• Therefore a wise prince will seek means by which his subjects will always and in every possible condition of things have need of his government, and then they will always be faithful to him.
  -- Niccolo Machiavelli, "The Prince", Datalink...
• If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.