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• The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
  When the credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your wish....
• Two sages were standing on a bridge over a stream. One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish.
  They are so happy." The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy or not?...
• Mankind has become so much one family that we cannot insure our own prosperity except by insuring that of everyone else.
  If you wish to be happy yourself, you must also resign yourself to seeing others also happy....
• You will wish you hadn't.
• A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
  I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider,"because I want you to be happy....
• A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
  I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....