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• Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country's been doing to you. -- Avenge
• Spock: "What are you doing on Romulus?" Picard: "That was to have been my question of you, sir.
  -- "Unification II", Stardate Unknow...
• What's that watermelon doing there? Tell you later? -- ? -- Buckaroo Banzai
• It's been a business doing pleasure with you.
• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about.
  Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing....
• Thoreau's Law If you see a man approaching with the obvious intent of doing you good, run for your life.