Related:

• And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
  -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963), Inaugural Address, 20 January 1961...
• Ask not what your country can do for you. If you do, taxes will go up.
• Ask not what your government can do for you, ask what it is doing to you. -- Jerome Kingsbury
• Ask not what your residence hall can do for you, because it's broke. -- the Stilt Ma
• Don't ask of your friends what you yourself can do. -- Quintus Enniu
• What do you call a potato that runs a country? A dictater.
• What do you expect? This was a country founded by religious nuts with guns.
• If you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing, your doing was worthless.
  -- Edwim Schrodinge...
• I told someone I was getting married, and they said, "Have you picked a date yet?
  I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country! -- Yakov Smirnoff...