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• If the purpose of pornography is to excite sexual desire, it is unnecessary for the young, inconvenient for the middle-aged, and unseemly for the old.
  -- Malcolm Muggeridge...
• I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
  -- Malcolm Muggeridge...
• Money isn't everything as long as you have enough. -- Malcolm Forbe
• But John, when the Pirates of the Carribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
  -- Ian Malcolm, _Jurassic Park_...
• Everything's coming up roses.
• Everything comes to him who waits - and in a building with one elevator, it will also be noticed that the thing goes up twice before it comes down once.
• Everything should be built top-down, except this time.
• Back Up, Not Down.
• Chown up. Chow down.