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• I had my car's alignment checked. It's chaotic evil!
• My father was having a lot of security problems in his lingerie store because women were stealing underwear in the dressing rooms.
  He installed cameras in there. He's still getting ripped off but he makes it all back on the video sales....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• When I feel like getting away from it all, I just turn the TV on to a Spanish soap opera and imagine I'm on vacation in a hotel in Mexico.
  -- Brian McKim...
• I Want My Bugs! An entymologist in Georgia is threatening to sue Microsoft over false advertising in Windows 2000.
  According to Microsoft, Win2K contains 63,000 bugs," he explained....
• Quote #273 "I just posted from babbage.museum.london.
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• Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
  Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy....
• Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now.
  Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk....