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• Beware of a day during which you don't have something to complain about. -- Kranske's Law
• One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
  You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• The one day you'd sell you soul for something, souls are a glut. -- Mason's First Law of Synergism
• Life's a bitch, and then you diet!
• Wife's a bitch - then you die.
• If you don't have something good to say about someone......... let's hear it.
• Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
  ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....
• Murphy's Tenth Law Mother nature is a bitch.