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• There is no limit to the height a man may attain if he simply stays on the level.
• Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?
  Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man conga line....
• He who sees what comes out, and why, gains wisdom. -- Richard N. Farme
• Why can you never buy a bottle of shampoo without 25 percent extra in it?
• printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
• When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth
  A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!" -- Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird...
• In my car, I can drive 200 miles and the gas gauge stays on full.
  Just 20 feet after that 200 mile mark, and the gauge drops dead and falls to near empty. Why?...
• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.