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• Why didn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.
• 'Dr. Pepper': Amaretto & Coke
• genlock, n: Why he stays in the bottle.
• The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
• Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
• America has an exaggerated reputation for freedom and opportunity.
  A lady I work with from Peru still believes that any child who wants to go to college can go, and graduate, and find work as a white-collar paper pusher, and save money, and become rich, and get any medical care they need, and have happy, safe children....
• Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper..
• Did your mother have any children that lived?
• Any college that would take your son he should be too proud to go to.
  - Erma Bombeck The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work....